Stick a fork in, open wide
Everyone is Max inside
Full of colorful guts and habits
Cryptic world of cryptic rabbits
 [bad word] impulse control
Rabid rampant junk food black hole
Loopy cravings, rigmarole
Feel his giant feet right in your soul

Mania, Sloth, Irreverence, Excess
Gluttony, Revelry, Violence, and Selfishness
Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled...
It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!

[scatting]

Everyone's a sandwich of naivety and cynicism
Everyone's a salad of disint'rested fanaticism
Everyone's a walking beaker of potential cataclysm
Fa, lalalalalalalalalala!
Everyone's refracted through a protoplasm prism

Stick a spork in, deep inside
Everyone is Maxified
By hypnosis, or by nature
What's the difference? Just nomenclature

Shake your friend's adorable paws
Careful of his powerful biting jaws
We're a mix of cop and felon
Wearing heads like ripened watermelons

Mania, Sloth, Irreverence, Excess
Gluttony, Revelry, Violence, Selfishness!
Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled...
It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!

[scatting]

Reality is tenuously tied up at a sagging wharf
Morality in motion like a squirmy burlap bag of dwarfs
Formality's impossible when all of us are lagomorphs
Lagomorph? Oh lagomorph. What the [bad word] s a lagomorph?
It's kind of like a rodent but for minor technicalities

And so are you and I and every major nationality
We're [bad word] social anti-social personalities
conscience is a curiously useless abnormality
useless abnormality, a useless abnormality
growth, of sorts. growth of sorts. Of course! Of course! We're lagomorphs!

Unmitigated unreserved unquestionable excess
Larkiness, sharkiness, snarkiness, and selfishness
Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled...
It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!

[scatting]

Oh yeah!