Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my ma and pa
But not the way I do love you
Well, holy moly, me-oh-my, you're the apple of my eye
Girl, I never loved one like you

Man, oh, man, you're my best friend, I'll scream it to the nothingness
There ain't nothin' that I need
Well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate cake and Jesus Christ
Ain't nothin' please me more than you

Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Oh home, yes, I am home
Home is when I'm alone with you

La, la, la, la, take me home
Mother, [bad word]  home

I'll follow you into the park, through the jungle, through the dark
Girl, I never loved one like you
Moats and boats and waterfalls, alley ways and pay-phone calls
I've been everywhere with you, that's [bad word] 
Laugh until we think we'll die, barefoot on a summer night
Never could be sweeter than with you
And in the streets [bad word]  free like it's only you and me
Jeez, you're somethin' to see

Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Oh home, yes, I am home
Home is when I'm alone with you

La, la, la, la, take me home
Daddy, [bad word]  home

Jane, Alexander
Do you remember that day you fell out of my window?
I sure do, you came jumpin' out after me
Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your [bad word] And you were bleedin' all over the place and [bad word] you off to the hospital
You remember that?
Yes, I do
Well, there's somthin' I never told you about that night
Why didn't you tell me?
While you were sittin' there in the backseat smokin' a cigarette
That you thought was gonna be your last
I was fallin' deep, deeply in love with you and I never told you 'til just now

Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Oh home, yes, I am home
Home is when I'm alone with you

Home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Oh home, yes, I am home
Home is when I'm alone with you

Alabama, Arkansas
I do love my ma and pa
Moats and boats and waterfalls
Lay awake 'til break of dawn

Home is wherever I'm with you
Home is when I'm alone with you