What to drink, what to wear,
Don’t you understand, this is television.
Americans love television.
So what do we do?
We give ’em what they want!

Stay with us, we can all be happy here.
Stay with us, we give ’em what they want!
Stay with us, we can all be happy here.
Stay with us, we give ’em what they want!

We have reason to believe,
He used scanning techniques.
We have reason to believe, [bad word] out.
We have reason to believe,
He used scanning techniques.
We have reason to believe, [bad word] out.

Game! This wasn’t meant to be a game! Arg!
Wasn’t meant to be a game! Arg!
Game! This wasn’t meant to be a game! Arg!
Wasn’t meant to be a game! Arg!

We have reason to believe,
He used scanning techniques.
We have reason to believe,
Stay with us.
We have reason to believe,
He used scanning techniques.
We have reason to believe,
You got the wrong channel.

We have reason to believe.
Television…
Reason to believe.
Television…
Reason to believe.
Television…
Reason to believe.
Television…
 [bad word] out. [bad word] out.