The Convention ("At The Gala" parody) (исполнитель: Sherclop Pones)
Fluttershy: You wont see me at the panels Or around dealer's hall I'm too bashful At my very first convention! [[the convention!]] I'll be silent But on Twitter I will post about it all! And go check me out on Tumblr I'm blogging the convention! ALL: Much to shy IRL to chat at the convention! The convention! Applejack: Bought a table [[make it worth it]] So i'll hawk them [[you'll make thousands]] All my pricey handmade wares [[so expensive]] Eager fanboys [[two days only]] They will buy them [[this is worth it]] Sloppy customs sold in paris [[i need both]] At the somewhat saucy artwork Sold under the table! ALL: Questionable content here is socially accepted Have an impulse spending spree right here at the convention! The convention. Rarity: I will show them my new cosplay That I've slayed on week by week I will be the hottest thing at the convention! [[the convention]] Win the contest, take a picture I will have all eyes on me! I'll feel like I'am model, here at the convention! ALL: Show off outfits that you sewed last night in your hotel room People are less critical here at the convention! The convention. Rainbow Dash: Been blogging, I've been Tweeting About my awesome panel My followers - they worship me Wear a shirt my OC Preform for crowds of dozens They'll shower me with plushies I get to be a rock star here at the convention! ALL: Feel like you're an A-lister for one fulfilling weekend Big fish in a smaller pond here at the convention! The convention. Pinkie Pie: I [bad word] to this convention Full of ponies just like me! Cause the ones at home dislike displays of blatant nerdery Now for once I'll feel like I'm a part of [bad word] camraderie Trading card games Then some LARPing With me at the convention! ALL: -All-too-brief acceptance by your colleagues. At convention! Twilight Sparkle: I will meet all of my favorites At the VA meet-and-greets I will plug my fanmade content for all of them to see I'm going to be their favorite, and they I'll hang out just with me! ALL: Literally the best night ever! To the convention we must go, we're decked in swag from head to toe Less than a week of time will somehow change our lives forever Don't grant the folks from local news humiliating interviews At the convention Fluttershy: Tweet to friends! ALL: At the convention! Applejack: Make a profit! ALL: At the convention Rarity: Photoshoot! Rainbow Dash: See my fans and ocassional fursuits Fluttershy: Shout out Applejack: Earn cash Rarity: Feel hot Rainbow Dash: Be cool Pinkie Pie: Make friends Twilight Sparkle: Hobnob ALL: At the convention! At the convention! It will never get better than this! THE CONVENTION!