Hollywood, California
City of smoke and mirrors and [bad word] City will chew you up man [bad word] Hollywood story
Paparazzi all up in this [bad word] [bad word] Hollywood story
TMZ on the [bad word]  scene [bad word] Hollywood story
Man, everyone out here is full of [bad word] [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard
Everybody love Raymond but no one love me
I'm a washed up VJ roamin' the streets
I'm holdin' my meat
'Cause ain't no hoes ever recognizin' me
I'm finished
Popeye without the spinach
Career over, it's ridiculous
I wish I had a fine lady
But I can't afford a Merce-a-dees
I ain't got a job
Been dressed for less
Shoppin' Ross, dawg
My agent don't call me back, ever
Since I been smokin' crack
Dag nab it
I reinvented myself as Dirt Nasty
'Cause I'm the worst at actin'
Try rappin', let's see what happens, baby [bad word] Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard [bad word] Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard
I get dissed at the club
I'm so D-List, no more [bad word]  love
My future used to look bright
Now it look like [bad word] with speed in the pipe
I sold my Viper
For weed money and a [bad word]  lighter
I used to wake up with hotties
Nowadays, I wake up with zombies
Anthony Michael Hall
Kirk Cameron, I need to talk to y'all
I walk to the mall
In a Scary Movie shirt, my [bad word]  my balls
Borrow money from my mother
'Cause my career is in the [bad word]  gutter
I'm just another [bad word] Hollywood story, [bad word] [bad word] Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard [bad word] Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard
Put a bullet in my head
But this ain't no [bad word] movie set
My life's a mess
Can't afford good Kush, gotta smoke the stress
I hit rock bottom
Tabasco sauce in my Top Ramen
Game over, partner
My life's over, like La Bamba [bad word] Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard [bad word] Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip [bad word] Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard