Spiral galaxies would turn in your eyes
 When I came by with a small surprise
 You loved all of my little quarks, so what went wrong?
 Don’t superstring me [bad word] on

 Was there a big bang that I just missed?
 Did some explosion cause a redshift?
 ‘Cause you’re moving away from me but what did I do?
 The universe is mostly empty space without you

 Wave or particle, I can’t be both
 So just say which way you like me most
 I can be an experiment in your bedroom lab
 To figure how the light we had went bad

 [bad word] 

 I’ll build a collider and smash us to bits
 To see what’s inside us, to see if we stick
 ‘Cause I will try anything this side of the Milky Way
 To figure out why in the world you’re drifting away

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