I've known a few guys 
who thought they were 
pretty smart 
But you've got being 
right down to an art 
You think you're a genius - 
you drive me up the wall 
You're a regular original, 
a know-it-all 
Oh-oo-oh, you think 
you're special 
Oh-oo-oh, 
you think you're 
something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist 
That don't impress me much 
So you got the brain 
but have you got the touch 
Don't get me wrong, 
yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm 
in the middle of the night 
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy 
who carried a mirror in his pocket 
And [bad word] up his sleeve-just in case 
And all that extra hold gel 

in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid 
it should fall outta place 
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special….

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt 
That don't impress me much 
So you got the looks 
but have you got the touch 
Don't get me wrong, 
yeah I think you're alright 
But that won't keep me warm 
in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys 
who likes to shine his machine 
You make me take off my shoes 

before you let me get in 
I can't believe 
you kiss your car 
good night 
C'mon baby 
tell me-you must be jokin', right! 
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Okay, so you've got a car 
That don't impress me much 
So you got the moves 
but have you got the touch 
Don't get me wrong, 
yeah I think you're alright 
But that won't keep me warm 
in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much 
You think you're cool 
but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah 
I think you're alright 
But that won't keep me warm 

on the long, cold, lonely night 
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think 
you're Elvis or something... 
Oo-Oh-Oh 
That don't impress me much! 
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No 
Alright! Alright! 
You're Tarzan! aptain Kirk maybe. J
ohn Wayne. 
Whatever! 
That don't impress me much!