[bad word] 
All my ex's live in texas
And texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in texas
And that's why I hang my hat in tennessee

Rosanna's down in texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet eileenõs in abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
And allisonõs in galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And dimpleõs who now lives in temple's
Got the law looking for me
 [bad word] 
I remember that old frio river
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my [bad word] thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I [bad word] back to myself
Long before daylight

All my ex's live in texas
And texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in texas
Therefore I reside in tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's [bad word] that I died
But I'm alive and well in tennessee