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 [bad word] to the E-cord
 Why that's a strong boy
 Use it what it's used for
 Use me what i'm used for
 I'm a [bad word] 
 Reap with the same thing
 What the [bad word] I'm gonna sing
 [bad word] I got it rough
 blah, blah, things and... stuff
 got it real tough

 I'm just saying what you're thinking
 and you're not thinking much of nothing

 You can lead a camel to a well
 but you can't make a stubborn [bad word] drink
 You can sit playing show and tell
 but you can't make a stubborn brain think

 You can listen to all the words
 that other people say
 You'll just be wasting time
 until you figure out your own way

 E-cord

 Highway walkin' for a spunk
 You think it's funny, it's no joke
 I'm kickin' a dead snake
 give it up, take your stake
 and give me a break

 You figure out an inch of me
 You're played out, belligerent
 pipe playing, broken chair
 bang on this, show me you care
 show me you care...

 I'm just saying what you're thinking
 and you're not thinking much of nothing

 She sat me down on her lap
 told me to take a little nap
 I woke up in dreams of a different cord
 I moved to her from one side to the other

 E-cord