[EMINEM]
Yo! Turn that click off
My music is theraputic
But its also provin
That it can put you in the mood to
jump out your car while it's movin
You been waitin' on this moment
My sermon is like a omen
I'm servin' I'm Erick Sermon
I saw the window was open
And I jumped through it
My [bad word] if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book
Go ahead and thumb through it
And pick what you want from [bad word] and find something
you can use to jump someone
And roll up bumpin
I'm constantly copin' over you
Squattin', [bad word] has gotten to the point
Where I ain't even writin' no more, I'm just jottin'
This is chicken scratch, [bad word] is sickenin'
I've been kickin' [bad word] off [bad word] Throwaway rhymes, pick a batch
I live for the love of rap, you crazy
Ive made beats for Jay-Z for free
Page me, you need a beat, you Cannabis
Then it's Dre's fee, you Kay Slay the fees waved
I stay beefin' with JD, till the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazin' him
Oops! I put it out, I apologize now
It's too late G, it's on tape
And the tape leaped, "Say What You Say" [bad word] Drama King, Kay Slay, [bad word]  We dictate these mixtapes [bad word] Xzibit blaze little [bad word] midget [bad word] 
[Xzibit]
Ladies and Gentlemen!
This is dedicated to the man we all love to hate
Tattoo a.k.a The Leprechaun a.k.a. Mr. Jermaine [bad word] on ladies and gentlemen, sing a long
{Randy Newman - Short People Sample)
(Short people got) What! (no reason) Yeah!
(Short people got) What! (no [bad word] On!
(Short people got no reason to live)
Haha [bad word]  [bad word] ..
[Xzibit]
If ya So So Def than [bad word] get a hearing aid
Ain't worth ya gauge ya heart pumping lemonade
Hook, line and sinker ya took the bait
Act ya age, not ya size, not ya weight
Every time you professional making hits
Why it always gotta sound like the next men [bad word] 
Went from Big to Puff to Snoop to Jay
Hey Jermaine who's [bad word] you gon' ride today?
Couldn't wait to get the green light from Dr. Dre
Never liked ya [bad word]  [bad word] any [bad word] way
And I could care less if we label mates
Your style been dead Columbians should drop the weight
I got love for Da Brat get off Bow Wow back [bad word] you, [bad word] ya niggas that's writing ya raps
What up lo get ya L.A. pass revoked
Don't get me wrong Papa Smurf you won't get smoked
But ya might get robbed and choked
Or you might disappear, kidnapped with no ransom note
Off the leash, off the hook, off the chain [bad word] Jermaine you ain't gotta say my name
Speak now or forever hold a [bad word] in ya mouth
You ain't the mayor, you [bad word] [bad word] in the South [bad word] the South [bad word] you will be on
The underage [bad word] in the Kelly tape getting pee'd on [bad word] eyed midget with a [bad word] Nickelodeon fetish you represent nonsense
Harlem Shake to that, high jump to [bad word] You the best in the business, I can't tell
Too late to apologize kiss my [bad word] We about to cut your whole sound scan in half
Got to keep your hands up homie protect yo'self
Stop [bad word] with the West [bad word] respect yo'self
It's a short ride to the top and a long way down
Look Man vs. Machine about to drop now
This ain't no beef it's more like lunch meat
Loss caliber heat let's take it to the street muh [bad word] Ha ha...ha ha....ha ha.....ha ha ha ha ha ha....haaaa ha ha ha ha ha
Oh my god...yeah, yeah