Mary had a little lamb
His bleeks was white as snow
everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

He followed her to school one day
And that was against [bad word] He made the children laugh and play
You've seen that lamb
Oh that lamb in school

Oh Mary
Listen let me tell you something

Ever since I was four years old
I hated a [bad word] Ever since they ran Mary's lamb
Oh all the way home from school

You should have seen Mary cry
When she waved to her lamb goodbye
The teacher said [bad word] inside
Come on and dry, oh, dry your eyes

Oh, oh, oh Mary
Wait a minute

Mary don't you be so blue
And bring that lamb back to school
And Mary don't you be no fool
You see the lamb daily [bad word] 
When you go, oh, home today
You and your lamb can play
You can even do the twist
And then it goes
Something like this

oh, oh, oh Mary
oh, oh, oh [bad word] on Mary
Don't you be such a moaner
Don't moan no more
Hey, hey, hey Mary, hey, [bad word] on Mary, [bad word] on Mary...