You know who I am, Blind Monk: Lee Sin
As soon as I'm summoned we got a Free Win
I start in their jungle stealing their lizards 
Before [bad word] down and kick in their gizzads 
I be in their face 'fore they knew what hit em
Just a skill shot away and I stick my foot in'em 
 [bad word] and they'll cry and they'll scream NO MORE 
Too bad for them, time to HEE-KYOAAAH

Yeah whatever, stuff your rhymes 
I done killed this lane 6 times
You've been [bad word] #39; around the jungle
I've been racking them up while they bungle
They're so mad, I laugh, they stew,
I take [bad word] tougher'n you. 
Get good, bads, I'm the hardest carry
Mess with me and it's gonna get hairy

Take more credit, smallest son
With me winning kills they're already done
Other supports use magic and squish
Well I'm [bad word] manly, not some [bad word] 
I yell so loud your [bad word] heals in fear
So I can flash Q-W n' smash em near
Feed 'em turret shots as you light 'em up
Laning phase is over, now [bad word] 'EM UP.

Meanwhile up in here in mid
I've been dancing all over some kid
I don't need to try, is this ranked?
Whoop level six, time to get ganked
Now I'll be there wherever you go
Who knows what wreck-age I'm gonna throw
Top, bot, what the heck.
Whichever I pick you'll be suckin' my deck

Oh wait, it's me, king of OPness
And I've got the biggest P-V-P [bad word] 
Build your armor, WHOOPS [bad word] damage
This little lane's due for some slammage 
Keep trying, nooblord, time for dunking
And when I'm done your base I'll be junking
Aw, you thought you could stop us?
Just call me Darius, the Pimp-Hand of Noxus.