I met a girl named Kukuxumusu
She walked on my heart and she did it wearing two shoes
She tossed me in a bag before she threw me away
And she ran around telling all my friends I was [bad word] 
Oh my god!
Oh my god!

I'm not the revolution
I'm just your boyfriend
[bad word] solution
Until the world ends
Don't make me do this
Don't make me sing you a love song

Oh my god!

I took a ride with Succubus Sally
She traded my soul down at the bowling alley
She scratched in my skin and she kissed in my head
And she liquefies the living to feed to the dead

Oh my god!
Oh my god!

I'm not the revolution
I'm just your boyfriend
[bad word] solution
Until the world ends
Don't make me do this
Don't make me sing you a love song

There are police men with more sympathy
And barbers with more money than me
And while those things, they might be [bad word] There are corpses with more personality than you

I fell in love with Hollywood Heather
But she was just another every-trend-setter
Her body was assembled by a plastic MD
And she made me the object of her insecurity

I'm not the revolution
I'm just your boyfriend
[bad word] solution
Until the world ends
What more can I say than oh my god!

Oh my god!