Peel me a grape, [bad word] me some ice 
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow 
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice 
You've got to wine and dine me 

Don't try to fool me bejewel me 
Either amuse me or lose me 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape 

Pop me a cork, french me a fry 
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons 
Chill me some wine, keep standing by 
Just entertain me, champagne me 
Show me you love me, kid glove me 
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me 
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape 

Here's how to be an agreeable chap 
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap 
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap 
When I say, "do it," jump to it 

Send out for scotch, call me a cab 
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals 
Just hang around, pick up the tab 
Never out think me, just mink me 
Polar [bad word] me, don't bug me 
New Thunderbird me, you heard me 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape