All About Me (исполнитель: Dr Horrible: Commentary! The Musical)
Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon Performed by Steve Berg, David Fury, Marti Noxon, Rob Reinis, Stacy Shirk, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon Maurissa: HERE’S TALE AS OLD AS TIME AND TIDE SIMPLE GIRL, WANDERER WHO GREW UP STARRY-EYED Stacy: YOU SEE ME FOR AN INSTANT YOU SEE EVERYTHING INSIDE Steve: NO MATTER WHAT THE MOVIE TRIES TO HIDE Groupies: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME IT’S ALL ABOUT ME Maurissa: IT’S GROUPIE NUMBER ONE Stacy: GROUPIE NUMBER TWO Steve: IT’S GROUPIE NUMBER THREE Groupies: AND IF I HAD THE SCREEN TIME I DESERVED YOU’SEE Maurissa: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME Newscasters: HERE’S TALE THAT CAN BE TOLD AT LAST OF DESKS THAT MUST BE SAT BEHIND AND NEWS THAT MUST BE CAST Marti: THE MOMENT IS SO FLEETING David: BUT OUR TALENT IS SO VAST Newscasters: THE SO-CALLED STARS ARE HOPELESSLY OUTCLASSED Marti: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME David: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME WITH ALL THE LATEST BREAKING HEADLINES ON THIS TRAGEDY Marti: AND IF I HAD THE SCREEN TIME I DESERVE YOU’SEE Newscasters: IT’S ALL ABOUT ME Rob: THEY CALL ME MOVING GUY BECAUSE I MOVE THE AUDIENCE TO TEARS Jed: WE’RE NOT JUST [bad word] BOYS Bad Horse [bad word] WE’VE GOT STORY ARC AND FROTHY BEERS Stacy: THEY’LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH I GAVE THE FILM IS LOCKED, THE DOOR IS SHUT Steve: THEY WOULDN’T GIVE ME FINAL CUT BUT WHAT YOU’SEE All: IS ALL ABOUT ME IT’S ALL ABOUT ME IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I’M LISTED ON IMDB David: IT’S LAST, BUT IN THE MEANTIME I THINK YOU’LL AGREE David and Maurissa: FINALLY All: IT’S ALL ABOUT NOT THEM NOT THEM NOT THEM…