Music and Lyrics by Jed Whedon
Performed by Jed Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris, and Nathan Fillion

Jed:
THERE’S GAME ON MY PHONE
THAT I SOMETIMES LIKE TO PLAY WHEN I’M ALONE
GO TO GOOGLE, TYPE IT IN
CLICK THE EXTREME EDITION
AND IN MOMENTS YOU’LL BEGIN AND YOU’LL BE THINKING –
THIS IS DOPE

NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES

Neil and Nathan:
WE DID NOT GET ALONG

Nathan:
I THOUGHT NEIL WAS GIVEN FAR TOO MANY SONGS

Neil and Nathan:
BOTH THREW INSULTS AT EACH OTHER

Neil:
TOLD YOU HOW I F#!KED YOUR MOTHER

Neil and Nathan:
BUT WHAT MADE US TIGHT AS BROTHERS AND FOREVER ONE WOULD HOPE

All:
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES

CAREFUL AS YOU HURTLE FROM ONE CIRCLE TO THE NEXT
SOMETIMES DOUBLE BACK TO DODGE THE GRAVITY VORTEX
TWO ROPES IS THE KEY TO KEEP FROM WHEELING WAY TO FAR
NATHAN HOLDS THE RECORD - 

Nathan:
ONE NINETEEN POINT SEVEN YARDS

Jed:
NOW THE SHOOT [bad word] 
All:
AND INTO OUR SEPARATE LIVES WE DO RETREAT

Neil:
BUT INSTEAD OF SOLITAIRE

Neil and Nathan:
SINKING DEEP INTO DESPAIR

All:
IT REMINDS US THE CONNECTION THAT WE SHARE AND HELPS US COPE

NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES…

YOU’VE GOT JUST ONE LIFE TO FLY AND DIVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE
DON’T ASK WHY NINJA CAN SURVIVE IN OUTER SPACE
FRIENDS SAY, “HEY MAN CAN I HAVE GO” AND I SAY, “NOPE”
SIMPLE IN IT’S GAME PLAY AND YET EPIC IN IT’S SCOPE

SIMPLE IN IT'S GAME PLAY AND YET EPIC IN IT'S SCOPE

NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES
NINJA ROPES…