Music and Lyrics by Joss Whedon
Performed by the Cast and Writers

All: [bad word] 
COMMENTARY
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS – IT’S [bad word] 

EVERYONE LOVES THESE “MAKING-OF”S
THE STORY BEHIND THE SCENES
THE WAY THAT WE GOT THAT ONE COOL SHOT
AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS
WE’LL TALK ABOUT THE WRITING
WE’LL PROBABLY SAY “IT’S GREAT!”
AND THE ACTING -- SO EXCITING
EXCEPT FOR NATE

Nathan:
I phoned it in

All: [bad word] 
COMMENTARY
SET COURSE FOR WONDER – IT’S [bad word] 

Cast:
BRING BACK THE CAST, WE’LL HAVE BLAST
DISCUSSING THE DAYS OF YORE
MOMENTS LIKE THESE SELL DVDS

Writers:
WE NEED TO SELL MORE
WE’VE ONLY SOLD FOUR

Jed:
WE’LL TELL YOU WHICH JOKES WERE JOSS’S

Zack:
MAURISSA’S

Maurissa:
OR JED’S

Joss:
OR ZACK’S

Writers:
WE WON’T HAVE THOSE AWKWARD PAUSES…

Neil/Maurissa:
AND YOU’LL BE DAZED BY THE HAZE OF BLAZING PRAISE
ARRAYS OF WAYS TO REPHRASE:
“THOSE WERE THE DAYS”

Neil:
LAID ON SO THICK IT’LL MAKE YOU SICK
THAT’S THE TRICK TO ALL THESE [bad word] 

All: [bad word]  [bad word] THE INSIGHT
IT’S FILM-MAKER’S JOURNEY
IT’S ROAD TO ADVENTURE
IT’S BURST OF [bad word] FLAVOR
IT’S MOST [bad word] COMMENTARY… [bad word] #33;