The God of Thunder,
Has to wonder
What’s the deal with his brother
The guy is nuts, he’s in [bad word] 
‘Bout one thing or another
Long before, Loki and Thor
Were happy in their crib
Doing lots of puzzles
And Hi-c guzzles
No problem with my sib

But one dark day
As they began to play
terrible fight ensued
Loki started to yammer,
‘Bout wanting Thor’s hammer
Put him in a terible mood

 [bad word] 
Can’t do the
Hokey pokey with Loki
He’s got a thundercloud in the sky
Can’t do
the hokey pokey with Loki
He’s a mighty stormy guy

Thor said “Loki,
Tried to provoke me”

Daddy Odin kicked
Him out of the house
Now they’re in a fable,
Just like Cain and Able
And Loki’s just a roustabout
You put your left foot in
You take you left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
Then you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about

 [bad word]