What happened to [bad word]  Eddie, and Paul?
Paul and Eddie had it good
But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks
So after a couple years
Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man

Paul got [bad word]  [bad word] by Steve
Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed
Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto

What happened to [bad word]  Eddie, and Paul?
What happened to Eddie, Paul, and [bad word]  [bad word] and Samson knew
Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship
With Paul no longer around, [bad word] left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to

Kudos to Paul, [bad word] you [bad word] How you supposed to rock ‘n' roll without substance abuse
Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest