Well I lie I cheat and I steal,
And I don't give two [bad word] about the way that you feel.
And I barely know who you are,
But I'll break your heart and then I'll sleep in your car.
I'm not dying inside, well, I'm dead.
Yeah, too many people have [bad word] with my head,
And now I'm out for revenge.

Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act,
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts,
And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker.
I'm a heartless [bad word] [bad word] 

Well, you're a prize specimen -
You look pretty fine, but I don't know where you've been.
You invite me back to your place,
And you feed me drinks to get me out of my face.
You never own up to what you did -
You [bad word] like an adult and you cry like a kid,
And then you tell your friends I took the [bad word] 

Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act,
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts,
And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker.
I'm a heartless [bad word] [bad word] 

Just for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinners
Always making out they're saints.
As far as I can tell we're the ones to watch are the ones with their hearts on their sleeves -
Make-up doth protest too much.
 [bad word] on [bad word] on,
Don't make me regret ever writing this song -
I need every [bad word] to sing along.

Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act,
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts,
And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker.
I'm a heartless [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
And I'm not a patch on you...
'Cause I'm a [bad word]