Caroline, Caroline
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
but mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, [bad word] up short
see even though 
she needs a golden calculator to divide 
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls

I know you'd like to thank your [bad word] don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like POO-OO-OO
roses really smell like POO-OO-OO

see Caroline, she's the reason for the word  [bad word]  
I hope you try and put on your makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide 
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls

I know you'd like to thank your [bad word] don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like POO-OO-OO
Yeah, roses really smell like POO-OO-OO

I know you'd like to thank your [bad word] don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like POO-OO-OO
Yeah, roses really smell like POO-OO-OO

I know you'd like to thank your [bad word] don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like POO-OO-OO
Yeah, roses really smell like POO-OO-OO

I know you'd like to thank your [bad word] don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like POO-OO-OO
Yeah, roses really smell like POO-OO-OO