One day
when I came home
at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
went out
to the back yard
to find out
if it was one of those rough boys
stood there
was my neighbour
called peter
and a *?*

he told me he built a time-machine
like one in a film I've seen(yeah)

he said I've been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they live underwater
and your great-great-great-granddaughter
is pretty fine, is pretty fine

he took me
to the future
in a *?*
and I saw everything
boy bands
and another one
and another one
and another one
triple
pretty women
swimmin round town
totally naked

we drove around in a time machine
like one in a film I've seen(yeah, yeah)

he said I've been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they live underwater(not much has changed but they live underwater)
and your great-great-great-granddaughter
is pretty fine, is pretty fine

I took a trip to the year 3000
this song had gone multi-platinum
everybody bought our seventh album
it had upsold Michael Jackson
I took a trip to the year 3000
this song had gone multi-platinum
everybody bought our seventh album(seventh album, seventh album)

he told me he built a time machine
like one in a film I've seen(yeah, yeah)

he said I've been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they live underwater
and your great-great-great-granddaughter(and your great-granddaughter)
is pretty fine, she's pretty fine

he said I've been to the year 3000(3000)
not much has changed but they live underwater(not much has changed but they live underwater)
and your great-great-great-granddaughter(and your great-granddaughter)
is pretty fine, pretty fine(wooh)

he said I've been to the year 3000
not much has changed but they live underwater(not much has changed but they live underwater)
and your great-great-great-granddaughter(and your great-granddaughter)
is pretty fine, she's pretty fine

he said I've been to the year 3000(I've been, I've been to the year 3000)
not much has changed but they live underwater
and your great-great-great-granddaughter
is pretty fine