Go ask the Tourist's Union
Shut up, sit down
Lotta talk, yeah lotta nothing to show
In my town
I like the painted signs
Boycott the show-me state
I'm tired of the long lines
Gonna make my shingle say:

Buy cheap, sell dear

Ain't gonna be no more insults
You buy: you win
I'm tired of the long lines
Yeah I'm cutting in
Ain't no new damper on my freedom
Yeah I'll drop a dime
On the foot right on my neck
Gonna free up my free time

Lost money, lost time
Less in the bargain left to keep hople alive
Our table in [bad word] 
Your table in [bad word] 
At the pickets, on the signs
Cadman Plaza East 225
Saying set our table in [bad word] 

So let [bad word] 
Let [bad word] 
By my guest
The message from the management says you gotta go
America will settle for less