[Intro]
 Yolo…
 Yolo…
 You only live once
 The battle cry of a generation
 This life is a precious gift
 So don’t get too crazy, it’s not worth the risk

[Hook 1]
 You know that we are still young
 So don’t be dumb
 Don’t [bad word] anyone
 ‘Cause you only live once

[Verse 1]
 You only live once, that’s the motto
 So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle
 Never go to loud clubs ‘cause it’s bad for your ears
 Your friends will all be sorry when they can’t hear
 And stay the [bad word] away from [bad word] ‘cause they’re not legal
 Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle
 ‘Cause you should never [bad word] a bank, they’ve been known to fail
 And never travel by car or bus, boat or by rail
 And don’t travel by plane and don’t travel at all
 Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
 And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya
 And never go in saunas ‘cause they’re crawling with piranhas
 And never take the stairs ‘cause they’re often unsafe
 You only live once, don’t let it go to waste

[Hook 2]
 You know that we are still young
 So hold off on the fun
 Cook your meat ‘til it’s done
 ‘Cause you only live once

[Verse 2]
 Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice
 Stay away from kids ‘cause their hair is filled with mad lice
 There’s no such thing as too much Purell
 This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell
 So don’t 1984 us, sending bugs into sockets
 Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
 Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison
 And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him
 No blankets or pajamas, they could choke you in your sleep
 Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES
 Board your windows up, the sun is bad for your health
 And always wear a strait jacket so you’re safe from yourself

[Verse 3]
 Take no chances (no chances)
 Stop freelancing (right now)
 Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances
 401K – make sure it’s low risk
 Then get some real-estate (how much?) 4.2%
 30-year mortgage, that’s important, that’s a great deal
 And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
 Renting is for suckers right now
 dependable savings and you’ll retired with money in your account

[Bridge]
 YOLO
 Say no, no
 Isolate yourself
 And just roll solo, be carefulo
 “You ought to look out also stands for YOLO

[Hook 3]
 You know that we are still young
 Burn the prints off your thumbs
 And pull out all your teeth
 So you can’t bite your tongue

[Outro]
 Only on this earth for a short time (time)
 So don’t go outside if you don’t wanna die (time)
 Just take our advice and hide
 And scream YOLO to the sky…
 You ought to look out…