Little boys and girls fingers get frozen
As the New Year’s [bad word] closer
T-s-s-s! They are still happy and fine
Cuz they dunno yet who’ll be their Merry Santa this time!
“Tell us! Tell us!” – Your Santa’s nasty and hot
She’s [bad word] to your house when she’s through with her pot
“Hey, Santa, it’s time to get to the car!”
“Wait ‘till I’m shaved, dork, Warm up your choo-choo so far!
Where’s my bra? And my holiday pants? [bad word]  Here they are!
Up to the midnight I should be a star, you see –
I gotta get dressed and be ready, a-ha! Ah?
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys –
Phallus for ladies and “Hustler” for boys!”
“What? Who’s gonna let you in?”
“Open the door, cuz the party begins!”

Refrain:
On N.Y. Eve I [bad word] to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don’t drink like a fish,
Don’t make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N.Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme? “A-ha!”
Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!

Frosty blushed grills, eyes are beaming
Snow-balls, snow-buns, snow [bad word] trimming
Why the [bad word] I have this bad reputation? [bad word] that! I’m heading to the next destination
Knock-knock-“Who’s that?”-knock-knock-“Guess who!
Idiot! It’s Santa came to visit you!
Yo, 20-years’ oldster didn’t know I’m [bad word] 
I’m tired and I’m hungry! Boo-hoo!
Get your homey’s face outa my salad
You have a nice place full of callow fellows
Get me a Champaign with a splash of peach juice!
Hey, everybody, yo, listen to my good news:
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys –
Phallus for ladies and “Hustler” for boys!
Don’t be that dragging, isn’t it racing?
Do as I do – get funky and messy!

Refrain:
On N.Y. Eve I [bad word] to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don’t drink like a fish,
Don’t make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N.Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme? “A-ha!”
Take it easy and shake your body Get your friends to the dance, yo!

Children:
“Hey, it’s not yours, look, it’s written here: “For little Tommy Johns”, right?
“Yea, you are right, but you are too young to listen to such cheesy [bad word]  so give it to me and go nap-nap, buddy!”