She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
she's a- she's a graphic designer

Nobody does it finer
Photoshop and Tiger
Simplification messiah

Cropping suicider
Pantone Two Ninety Niner

She's even redesigned in China

Taking your [bad word] [bad word] something by her
she's a- she's a graphic designer

And she knows her designs of me are graphic
And she goes into work early to avoid traffic
And she don't need prose and
she don't need pride
And she don't need your feedback
to know where it's at
And she don't need a resume to
get through my door
You better bring your A-game
when you wage your war
designer, designer!

She's a nine-to-fiver
Got evil up inside her
she's a- she's a graphic designer

Taking your [bad word] [bad word] something by her
she's a- she's a graphic designer