They came with the first light of dawn
 Setting their sights on Dundee
 Led by the sorcerer Zargothrax
 Slaying all people he sees
 They ride to war on once noble beasts
 [bad word] by wizard spell
 The unicorns used to be good
 Now they are forced to serve him

 Down from the mountains
 And across the river Tay
 An army of undead unicorns
 Are riding into the fray

 Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
 Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
 In this epic battle begins the final war
 Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
 The unicorn invasion of Dundee

 The townspeople had little hope
 They were not ready for war
 Fireballs make everybody die
 And buildings collapse to the floor
 The beautiful princess was raped
 And taken to prison with cry
 Angus McFife swears a mighty oath
 "I will make Zargothrax die!"

 The forces of darkness
 Are invading proud Dundee
 There must find a hero
 To save its destiny

 Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
 Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
 In this epic battle begins the final war
 Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
 The unicorn invasion of Dundee

 Down from the mountains
 And across the river Tay
 An army of undead unicorns
 Are riding into the fray

 Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
 Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die

 Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
 Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
 In this epic battle begins the final war
 Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
 The unicorn invasion of Dundee