Look at you you're young
Havin' so much fun
Gonna be a star
Blah blah blah
And click there goes the phone
I don't wanna know
What my 
Horoscope's predicting

Just pour me a drink 
Cuz I need a kick 
I don't wanna think 
I just wanna sip 

 [bad word] 
David don't you hear me at all 
David won't you give me a call 
Waitin' here not makin' a sound 
 [bad word] around 

Mister bushie says 
I'm your president 
I have lots to say 
Hey hey hey 
And click goes the remote 
There you have my vote
Catchin' the next boat out of here 

Just pour me a drink 
Cuz I need a lie 
I don't wanna think 
I just wanna die 

 [bad word] 
David don't you hear me at all 
David don't you hear through the wall 
Waitin' here not makin' a sound 
 [bad word] around 

[bridge]
Chaos pervades the world outside 
Days offer spades of hurled outcries 
Gone is the fair and five and dime 
But he is there 
He's so fine 

Listen to her play 
Has somethin' to say 
Even has a rap 
Clap clap clap 
But click there goes the lid 
Sorry 'bout the fib 
I ain't got a grip on nothin' 

Just pour me a drink 
Right outta the can 
I don't wanna think 
I just want my man 

 [bad word] 
David don't you hear me at all 
David dear I'm just down the hall 
Waitin' here not makin' a sound 
 [bad word] around