Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan.
Oh! Heather's hot, Heather's hot
And we'll go all the way...

I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked.
And down on all fours.

Ted has a little sister
Gets hotter every day
And if I ever meet her
With her boobies I will play!
Everybody!
Sister, sister, sister!

What? I can celebrate Hanukkah, too.