I'm in Tokyo 
looking for a Ho 
Tried to score some blow 
but I don't speak Japanese 
Find a geisha girl 
Take her for a whirl 
Wrap a tuna roll on my [bad word] 
And the [bad word] is on her knees 
Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
smells like sushi 
Asian Hooker! 
Hot little [bad word]  
Asian Hooker! 
Dirty Little [bad word]  
I'm in South Korea 
Broke out with Gonorrhea 
Now I totally figured it out 
That's why it hurts when I go pee 
I feel like a jerk 
cuz my [bad word] won't work 
It's like i got punched in the nuts 
by a dude who knows Thai-chi 
Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
Sucky [bad word] 
smells like sushi 
Asian Hooker! 
Hot little mother [bad word]  
Asian Hooker! 
Dirty Little [bad word]  
Hey, I'm the man with a plan 
I'm [bad word]  going to Japan 
Gonna spend a couple grand 
Just [bad word] hookers in the can  [bad word] the rest of the band 
I'm [bad word] going to Asian 
Do some coke and get a tan 
I'm [bad word] gonna be the man! 
Asian Hooker! 
Hot little mother [bad word]  
Asian Hooker! 
Dirty Little [bad word]  
I want them Asian 
Hookers! 
Let's [bad word] some Asian 
Hookers!!!!