I'm, I'm good at wasting time 
I think lyrics need to rhyme 
And you're not askin' 
But I'm tryin' to grow a moustache 
I eat cheese 
But only on pizza 
Please 
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla 
Otherwise it smells like feet to me 
And I 
I really like you and the moon looks like a toenail 
And I love it when you say my na-e-a-e-ame 

If you wana know 
Here it goes 
Im gona tell you this 
part of me that shows 
If we're close I'm gona let you see 
Everything 
But remember that you asked for it 

I'm 
Tryin' to do my best to impress 
But its easier 
To let you take a guess 
Sit the rest 
But you wana hear 
What lives in my brain 
And my heart 
Well you asked for it 

For your [bad word] 
At times confusing 
Slightly amusing 
Introducing me 
Do do 
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La da da ta 
La da da dada da da da 

I never  [bad word] a dog to watch my food 
And I like to use the word 'Dude' as a noun or an adverb or an  
adjective 
And I, I never really been into cars 
I like really cool guitars 
And superheros 
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em 
I love the sound of violins 
And makin' someone smi-e-i-e-ile 

If you wana know 
Here it goes 
Im gona tell you this 
part of me that shows 
If we're close I'm gona let you see 
Everything 
But remember that you asked for it 

I'm 
Tryin' to do my best to impress 
But its easier 
To let you take a guess 
Sit the rest 
But you wana hear 
What lives in my brain 
And my heart 
Will you ask for it 

For your [bad word] 
At times confusing 
Possibly amusing 
Introducing me 

Well you probably know more than you ever wanted to 
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime 

So, If you wanna know 
Here it goes 
Im gona tell you this 
part of me that shows 
If we're close I'm gona let you see 
Everything 
But remember that you asked for it 

I'm 
Tryin' to do my best to impress 
But its easier 
To let you take a guess 
Sit the rest 
But you wana hear 
What lives in my brain 
And my heart 
Well you ask for it 

For your [bad word] 
At times confusing 
Hopefully amusing 
Introducing me 

Do do 
Do do do do do 
Do do 
Do do do do do 
Do do do do 

Introducing me