[bad word] get [bad word] when I walk by, I don't know if its my [bad word] or maybe cause I talk fly. No lie, as soon as I speak to em' they all want me to [bad word] em' 

I introduce myself and panties start fallin no dinner dates [bad word] stallin your girl his wife it don't matter they all want this [bad word] hole platter 

It's dangerous for any chick on my arm, other hoes wanna cause em' bodily harm Maybe cause I wear my jeans so tight 
But they all fight for the right to [bad word] me all night, 
These hoes wanna kiss any time any place and have clown paint smudged all on their face, 
They steal my number, catch me on the internet tell me all has the nedens are drippin' wet
 [bad word] hang around my home like stray cats, tryna catch a mother [bad word] shirtless it could be my profile or haircut but I turn sweetie boos into [bad word] 

I take it in the butt is what the lady at the store said. [bad word] by Walgreens offerin' head and I'm gettin free food up at Subway, every [bad word] and her momma love J!!
 [bad word] 
I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna [bad word] me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a [bad word] [bad word]  and I'm quick to leave a [bad word] [bad word] 
Your lady's got eyes for me, 
And I know when your [bad word] her she cries for me
Females judges sentences me to take time i tell em all to 
Make a single file [bad word] line, ugly ducklings and beautiful angels they all droppin they thongs to their ankles 
Maybe its my cologne, right guard, 

I dont know but for this [bad word] yo they fight hard

Hoes love throwin their panties at me, poopstains and all
My brains in awe, is it my swagga? or is it my (?) they want a piece of this wang nut pie
I could be itchin my athletes feet, and hoes be like aww thats so sweet. And everything translates to , [bad word] beggin me to flex my pecks.

Slippin me digits, turn around and goose me, fightin' off ten at a time like jet lee. [bad word] ridiculous, I'm like slow down, I got plenty of pipe to go around. Two are in the kitchen, three in the bath tub, im with somebody fat wife makin mad love. Real women (?) you can ask my [bad word]  your momma knows!!
 [bad word] 
I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna [bad word] me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a [bad word] [bad word]  and I'm quick to leave a [bad word] [bad word] 
Oh its been so [bad word] sucking long since I , Oh its been so [bad word] sucking long since I, Oh its been so [bad word] sucking long since I, Oh its been so [bad word] sucking long since I tasted a big prick like yours! x2
 [bad word] 
I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna [bad word] me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a [bad word] [bad word]  and I'm quick to leave a [bad word] [bad word] 
Mannn! [bad word] all these [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] hoes! Yo, this [bad word] ain't gettin no [bad word]  (?) ain't gettin no [bad word]  [bad word] that (?) I don't give a [bad word] who the [bad word] you are. Unless (?) you ain't gettin none! and [bad word] you too [bad word] !

*skit*
"Louann, get me another beer. I'm so sorry Jack but there ain't none [bad word] here Louann, what, closer, [bad word] here Louann, *slaps* what do you mean theres no god [bad word] beer left? Dammit you been drinkin my beers women. No Jack I swear. And shut that [bad word] kid up before he gets another whoppin."