You didn't stand a chance
But you went along with the possibility
Asking her to dance
Despite the unlikely probability

Copious alcohol
It's a ludicrous thing to be abused
What can a girl do?
When the world seems hazy and confused

Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh woah

You didn't stand a chance
But you got carried away
What happened to romance?
Is this the fate of today?

You know that you've gone too far
You should've stayed at the bar

Get back to her house
It's cheap but rich in innocence
But you can't stop now
Though ??? says otherwise

Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh ooh

You didn't stand a chance
But you got carried away
What happened to romance?
Is this the fate of today?

You know that you've gone too far
You should've stayed at the bar

Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh ooh

You didn't stand a chance
But you got carried away
What happened to romance?
Is this the fate of today?

You know that you've gone too far
You should've stayed at the bar

You didn't stand a chance
But you got carried away
What happened to romance?
Is this the fate of today?

You know that you've gone too far
You should've stayed at the bar

Woah-oh woah-oh
Woah-oh ooh