Bless these Children
Blessed he who BBQ's
Blessed he who giveth to thee
Alright folks, I want you to take a step back
I want you to dig into those pockets for me now
i want you to dig deep for me now
I WANT YOU TO DIG!!!

I am your father
I am your priest
Your only Messiah
To say the least
So donate and give, give generously
Give all you got, GIVE IT TO ME!
 [bad word] this place, the House of God
With your new God “GRILL”, your dreams fulfilled
If these walls could talk, the stories they’d tell
And if they did, I’d be in a whole lotta [bad word] 

So I’m close to the pope, ya know what that means
I can grab and grope and do as I please
Gone into confession, my gamblins in session
Now tell me your sins, 3 cherries I win!

I cheat on the church and embezzle with Greed
I cheat on the church and I take what I need
I cheat on the church and I do as I please
I cheat on the church, boy get down on your knees!