hope she's wearing that blue business suit today. What time is it? six? Just in time to hide in these bushes stalkin your mom 11x Yo,I've been stalkin your mom For like two years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait In your neightbours lawn With my camera ready and my camoflague on And I know that I'll get plenty pics Once she leaves for work at exacly at seven twentysix I follow her on my bike,but its hopeless Cant keep up with her Fort Focus So I kidnap the goldern retriever Wanted to return it just to please her But I forgot to feed her Taking care of a dog is hard Gave it to her dead said it got hit by a car Stalkin your mom 11x Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy Show up at the door and give her a pie She says: I didn't order none you geek You can give me free pizza like once a week Oh,so I disguise my voice wih a device And she dont know what my voice sounds like So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin her Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days Just looking at the scrapbooks I made My life size doll is almost there I just need a couple more strands of hair stalkin your mom 11x Aw,thanks [bad word] over man, Its gonna be a fun night Yeah man no problem man hey check it out I got the new World of warcraft weapon pack dawg Aw, I love world of war..warcraft ( yea yea man ) Hey whats this right here? That's just my yearbook Your wha?! dude.. dude.. this is this is my mom This is my mom in the shower! ( nah nah nah ) dude what eh wha? I'm just Stalkin your mom 11x