You’re a [bad word]  you switched

You constantly changed, every day you were stranger

Monday – fun day, Tuesday – booze day

Wednesday slagging me off to your friends-day

Thursday, oy, [bad word] Thursday

Called me up broke it to me in the worse way

Firstlay, that’s it, no more Nice Guy [bad word] Back Crawling More Than Twice Guy
 [bad word]  in ever-y, sense of the word

I’m a sip another bevvie, all alone like a nerd

I’ve found a new love we’re meeting later

Getting dropped off by a mate of a mate and

Her names [bad word] in handy

She nicer than you caue she never ever spiteful

Utterly delightful, getting in a zone

We aint going home cause we’re out for the weekend
 [bad word] 

She won’t say where we gonna go

And I do not need to know

No No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames

Couldn’t give a [bad word] about our old friends

No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

Verse 2:

So, where we gonna go?

I know a few spots down in old Soho

We could go KoKo [bad word] Rd

Or reach to Kings Cross, look I don’t give a toss

It’s just me and you, girl lead the way

Lets seize the day, there’s no need to say

Where we gonna end up cause I don’t give a [bad word] 

About life right now, cos I liked that cow

She lied and I nearly went and wifed that cow

Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow

Get down to business, get her out my head

If I focus my mind she’ll be gone by Christmas

Now I got some brand new crystal mistress

Mandy, [bad word]  you been on my wish list

Let me ave a little, argh, you taste like [bad word] 
In 20 minutes time it’ll all be worth it
 [bad word] 

She won’t say where we gonna go

And I do not need to know

No No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames

Couldn’t give a [bad word] about our old friends

No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

Verse 3:

She won’t say where we gonna go

And I do not need to know - No No No No

Argh, Im buzzing off your chemicals

Generally speakin my head and not my genitals

Eyes wide open, heart on [bad word] ting

Where I wanna be cause at lunch I was suffering

Sitting on the bus and then tussling with facts

Now I couldn’t give a [bad word] cause my skulls reshuffling

Must have been Mandy, must have been you

I cant string a sentence must have been you

I’m all spaced out now must have been you

The moment I met ya, loved the adventure

Right to the center the problems gone

Not sure if its paradise, lies or dementia 

Glad that we met you were good for the night

Been the best 12 hours of the last 6 months
 [bad word] 

She won’t say where we gonna go

And I do not need to know

No No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames

Couldn’t give a [bad word] about our old friends

No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

4 bar [bad word] Bridge:

‘Out me nut, out me nut’

‘Out me nut, out me nut’

‘Out me nut, out me nut’

‘Out of my – nut!’

Chrous:

She won’t say where we gonna go

And I do not need to know

No No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy

We sit there looking at the Thames

Couldn’t give a [bad word] about our old friends

No

Cos it’s just me and Mandy