Sometimes some crimes
 Go slipping through the cracks
 But these two
 Gumshoes
 Are picking up the slack
 There's no case too big
 No case too small
 When you need help just call
  [bad word] 
 Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale's
 Rescue Rangers
 Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale
 When there's danger
 No, No, it never fails
 Once they're involved
 Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
 
Fresh prints
 Not since Watson and Mr. Holmes
 Have two minds
 So fine
 Looked under every stone
 When you need some help to save the day
 They're never far away
  [bad word]  
Grey skies - it's trouble
 Bad guys see double
 When they're around
 The chips are never down
 
SECOND [bad word] 
 Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale's
 Rescue Rangers
 Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N Dale
 When there's danger
 No, no, it never fails
 They'll take the clues
 And find the wheres and whys and whos
 
Grey skies - it's trouble
 Bad guys see double
 When they're around
 The chips are never down
 
SECOND [bad word]