Gerard: Well, are you ready, Ray?
Ray: Yeah...
Gerard: How about you, Frank?
Frank: Oh, I’m there, baby
Gerard: How about you, Mikey?
Mikey: [bad word] ready...
Gerard: Well, I think I’m alright

3-2-1 We came to [bad word] Everybody party till the [bad word] Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done

Hair Back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you, c'mon

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're all right honey
Pills don't help but it sure it's funny
Gimmie gimmie some of that vampire money c'mon!

3-2-1, we got the bomb
Everybody hurry till the tax [bad word] Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun
And get your finger on the trigger
Tap the barrel of the a gun

Hair back, [bad word] 
jet black, so cool
sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're all right honey
Pills don't help but it sure it's funny
Gimmie gimmie some of that vampire money c'mon!

Well 3-2-1 we came to [bad word] Everybody party till the [bad word] Sparkle like bowie in the morning sun
And ger a parking violation on La Brea till it's done

Hair Back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you (c'mon!)

When you wanna be a movie star (c'mon!)
Play the game and take band real far (c'mon!)
Play it right and drive a Volvo car (c'mon!)
Pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're all right honey
Pills don't help but it sure it's funny
Gimmie gimmie some of that vampire money c'mon!
C'mon!

Gerard (speaking): Alright, I’m such and idiot. This music is way too loud, let’s tone it down a little. Sorry.