It's fun [bad word]  it's fun to play,
It's fun to make things out of clay,
It's fun to fill your car with gas,
It's fun to break.... things made of glass!

But broken glass can cut your hand,
And then you'll bleed across the land,
Ask any woman, child or man,
The dangers you could pass
With broken glass...
Broken Glass....

But broken glass is not a food,
So don't you listen to some dude,
Who says put cheese on broken glass,
And make a sand-a-wich!
Out of broken glass...

Broken Glass isn't good for your tummy,
Although you may think it's kind of yummy,
Don't eat that glass, don't be a dummy,
Just stay in school and don't eat broken glass,
Don't eat broken gla [bad word] 

Let's sing a song about broken glass,
I'll help you write it after class,
There is no song that can surpass
The song we sing,
About broken glass...

[HARMONICA SOLO!]

Let's sing a song about broken glass,
I'll help you write it after class,
There is no song that can surpass
The song we sing,
[Spoken:] About broken glass...