Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down

ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
My little pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Some blokes say that one hole
Is more than enough
Then why did God give me two
Not including my muff?

If you've got a pretty face
And a pretty [bad word] too
You will find the most prestigious blokes
Are lining up to meet you

One, two, three, four
It's just [bad word] in the back door
Five, six, seven, eight
Ah, feels great

ring, a ring, around my dirty posie
My rear pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy
Ring, ring, a ring around my posie
All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies

lot of folks have said that this act is just for men
To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in
What's the point of life if the [bad word] have all the fun?
Just as with my front part, I will make you [bad word] 

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Feel so good must be bad for my health
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Ah, I'm so keen

ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
My little pocket is so fit and so [bad word] cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Ring
Ring around my rosie
Ring
Ring around my rosie

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down
Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down

ring around my rosie
My pocket's so [bad word] cozy
And my posie, my posie
I'm talking about my [bad word]