Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro...

When you [bad word] grandpa did he tell you that he loved you? 
Did he hold you till the sun did rise 
And did he look into your eyes 
And ask you him to felate him 
And stick a finger or two in his [bad word] 

He seems like a total [bad word]  
Granpda is a total [bad word] [bad word] 
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his [bad word]  [bad word] his [bad word] in broken glass.

When you [bad word] grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head 
And was it on your mothers bed...

(Mark screaming in the background)
This is [bad word] stupid man! I cant belive you have  with your own 
grandfather, I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his false 
teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to [bad word] him in 
the butt and have [bad word] in and watch and [bad word] and [bad word] all over 
the place! This is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have  with my 
mom tonight, man! This is stupid!...I hate you!