Camera lights, you got a name
Everyone wants a piece of your fame
Sometime's it's a real dirty game, but you play, You play
Autographs seem so unreal,
Got a mill, bought a house on a hill,
Sometimes it's a real jagged pill
But the thrills give you chills
 [bad word] 
It's so hard, it's so hard
So hard to be a Superstar
It's so hard, it's so hard
So hard to be a Superstar

Verse 2
Scene two, your interview,
Can you tell us any secrets about you,
Can you tell us your political views,
Or tell us which religion you choose,
Can you tell us your view for the world,
Can you tell, do you like boys or girls,
Is it [bad word] that your real name is Earl, what a world,
What a world
 [bad word] 
It's so hard, it's so hard
So hard to be a Superstar
It's so hard, it's so hard
So hard to be a Superstar