When [bad word] to fashion on Christmas day
There's one thing that everyone knows
You've got to be properly dressed to play
So you can't wear fancy clothes

Let's stay in our PJ's all Christmas long
Stay in our PJ's, they're fuzzy and wuzzy and warm
They're stretchy for playing my new [bad word] set
And aerodynamicing my new jet
And shirts and ties might make us die

Snoop Dogg: "Alright, forget the jackets."

Let's stay in our PJ's and play with our toys
Stay in our PJ's for cottony holiday joy
They keep you quick for a suction dart war
They let you jump fast, they even the score
And tight dress shoes might make you die

Snoop Dogg:"Then how about these nice sweaters?" Yard Squirrells: "We're not wearing that..."

It's messed up to dress up in PJ's with the rest of
The good girls and boys, its like wearing your toys
With pockets for rockets and space for ships
And game controllers with microchips
 [bad word] on along in a holiday song
And we'll stay in our PJ's all Christmas long

Snoop Dogg:
I don't want to fight them
Or dissapoint them
If Snoop can't beat them
I might as well join them