The day the [bad word] to getcha
You know him by the way he smiles
The day the [bad word] to getcha
He's [bad word] truck with only twenty miles
He's got bad brakes he's got loose teeth
He's a long way from home

The day the [bad word] to getcha
He's got a smile like a scar
He knows the way to your house
He's got the keys to your car
And when he sells you his sportcoat
You say: Funny! That's my size
Attention shoppers!
Everybody please rise

Give me back my innocence
Get me a brand new suit
Give me back my innocence
Oh Lord! Cut me down to size

Well you can hide under the porch
And you can hide behind the couch
But the day the [bad word] to getcha
He's right on time
Here [bad word] 
Well I'm sick of hearin bout your problems
Yeah girlie your breakin my heart
I'm the original party animal
Hey! Hey! Babaloo
So [bad word] bangin your Bibles
Cause you've been laughin
All the way to the bank
And don't give me those crocodile tears
Cause you've been doing it for years
I'm everywhere! Sign right here
Mr. Jones

The day the [bad word] to getcha
He's a long way from home
And you know he's gonna getcha
Cause you're stuck in the middle
Everybody please rise

Give me back my innocence
Get me a brand new suit
Give me back my innocence
Oh Lord! Cut me down to size

Give me back my innocence
Get me a new Cadillac
Cause when I get on up to heave Lord
You can have it all back
Cause in heaven, you get it all back
In heaven it [bad word] back
Cause in heaven, you get it all back
In heaven
Cause in heaven...
In heaven...