We teach your
Your children

We nurse you
Back to health

We act on
Your behalf

You’ll see us
On TV

We are the law…

We ain’t doin’ nothing much (repeated)

The Junkie Shuffle

Junkie Shuffle (Repeat)

Men Like You

It’s men like you
That make me sick
Start me off [bad word] on

It’s men like you
I’d like to crack
Your head wide open
And leave you smokin [bad word] on

It’s men like you
Who think you feature
god like creature
world class teacher
Spineless Fool
Retarded Mule
Backward Dog
Philistine Hog
Backward Dog
Philistine Hog [bad word] on

It’s men like you
low life loser
Second rate user
Your mother tried to lose you
On the back of a bus
On the back of a bus
She tried to save us
 [bad word] on

Sham

God dog 
Sunday no funday
Holy joke
Go away
No fun
None whatsoever
Ya sister is sinking
 [bad word] 
I know I believe
I believe
I believe
That it's beautiful

I know I believe
Yeah I think I 
Believe that
It's wonderful

I know if I leave
My belief
Then I leave what's incredible

It's gonna take a better man
To get me out of this sham

If it stays like this
You're a failure
If you keep it up
You're a failure

Because we want
What you're supposed to give us
You're a failure

We want what we're supposed to have
You're a failure

No fun whatsoever
No fun whatsoever
No fun