There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
Yo Harry, you're a wizard
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryfindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirell [bad word] unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
Harry blows up aunt Marge
The [bad word] and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can 
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He's back
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back
Now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're [bad word] It's Dumbledore's end
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath