Would you like some sweeties little [bad word] a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight

I've got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride

I got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket [bad word] on darling don't be shy

They call me Mr. Tinker Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train [bad word] along and play my game
You'll never be the same

Close the curtains and turn out the light
Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright
little secret just for you and me

I've got the kind of toys you've never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little [bad word] and sit up on my knee

No use crying 'cause you can't go back
Now you're here to stay
You [bad word]  you can't hide
You can't tell me what I feel inside