Act II opens with the newly wed [bad word] and Nick arriving at their home in Long Island. [bad word] s friends have prepared a surprise party for them. Ziegfeld is there, hoping [bad word] will be in his new show; he's even hired her friend Eddie as dance director. [bad word] s Ziegfeld friends ask her what it's like be married and she replies:
 [bad word] 
I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady,
Bow when I go by.
I'm a corporation now,
Not me, myself and I.
Oh how that marriage license works
On chambermaids and hotel clerks.
The honeymoon was such delight
That we got married that same night.
I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady,
Still in bed at noon,
Racking my brain deciding
Between orange juice and [bad word] 
Nick says nothing is too good for me,
And who am I not to agree?
I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me!
All:
She's Sadie, Sadie, married lady, [bad word] 
Meet a mortgagee,
All:
The owner of an icebox [bad word] 
With a ten-year guarantee.
Oh, sit me in the softest seat,
Quick, a cushion for my feet.
Do for me, buy for me, lift me, carry me,
Finally got a guy to marry me!
I do my nails,
Read up on sales,
All day the records play.
Then [bad word] home, I tell him
Oy--what a day I had today!
I swear I'll do my wifely job,
Just sit at [bad word] a slob!
I'm Sadie, Sadie, married lady, that's me!
All:
She's Sadie, Sadie, married lady,
Boys:
Sadie, you did the trick. [bad word] 
It's nothing!
Girls:
Not ev'ry girl can get herself
guy who looks like Nick. [bad word] 
Wait, to tell the [bad word]  it hurt my pride--
The groom was prettier than the bride.
All:
Sadie, Sadie, married lady, [bad word] 
Husband, house, a mortgage, a baby,
All:
Sadie, Sadie, married lady, [bad word] 
That's who?
All:
That's you. [bad word] 
That's me--married lady.
All:
Say hello to Ziegfeld's married lady--Sadie!