Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Ready to please
Free from disease
She's waiting on her knees

It's not a sin
Titanium skin
Just take her for a spin

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Nice piece of kit
Electronic [bad word] 
Just sit down for a fit

Ready to trip
guarantee hit
She's all you ever wished

Black velveteen don't give a [bad word] she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's [bad word] smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
She's ready to

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine

Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Black velveteen don't give a [bad word] she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's [bad word] smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yes she's ready to