You and I are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals
(do you wanna go first?)
(yeah I'll go)

-Your favorite hero is the Marci Dasah
(You're one to talk)
-You get a stiffy
From Feleisha Richard
(oh one time)

Ive a style flare
Just look at my hip hair
-Yeah that quite a nice do there
-thanks
-for me to [bad word] on!
-what?
-oh coem on you look like charlie brown
-bite me snnoopy

Well theres not
whole lot
That we've got
To agree on

-cause I like the strings of a classical score
-And I like that singer who looks like a [bad word] (ricky martin?)
(love em)

We're to different to ever be pals!!

You and I are 
(dododo)
So awfully different
(dododo)
To awfully different
(dododo)
To ever be pals
(dodododododododoo)
-Your heads as massive as a meteorite
(oh very funny)
-You have a weenie like a christmas tree light

-I'd bet money
You'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
(oh a [bad word] joke)
(just working with what you give me)

You might think
We're N'sync
But we stink
As a DUO

-Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
- And you get a kick out of stroking your...
(wow you can't say that on TV)
(what ego?)
(nevermind)

We're too different
To ever be PALLLLLLSSSS!!!!